Harry The Hornet's Kid's Funhouse

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  1. Tring Hornet

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    Petrol Problem Solved

    Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......

    The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!


    That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....


    When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq....

    Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

    Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....


    After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

    He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... ..


    This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....


    If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

    Problem solved.....
     
  2. Cude>2<

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    But Tring surely you then waste the petrol saved on the deportation to Iraq, and not all the 3 million people would use petrol.

    Like some of the points though, thanks for sharing.
     
  3. afanof

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    I nominate recent additions to the Late Night Thread for the new Delinquency Corner.
     
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  5. hectic_freeze

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    ha ha... hey, wait a minute...
     
  6. wfcmoog

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    It was the dross on that thread which prompted me to post this in the first place.
     
  7. hectic_freeze

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    isnt the whole point of the late night thread to talk about nothing in the small hours?
    isnt it supposed to be a bit drossy?
     
  8. wfc-4ever

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    Yes i would say but the old men don't like it ;)
     
  9. wfcmoog

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    The fact that some of you are doing the dross talking from 8pm speaks volumes about the standard of contributors.

    Plus, there's dross, then there's that thread. A word has not yet been invented to describe how poor the standard is on there.

    I despair for the future of this country.
     
  10. hectic_freeze

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    ah im never on till like midnight so i know you're not talking about me there.

    unfortunately when people get tired their brains dont always connect properly, thats why you get the outpouring of crap.
     
  11. Cude>2<

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    Yet you posted that at 2:20pm?
     
  12. hectic_freeze

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    fool i meant the late night thread
     
  13. afanof

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    So true.
     
  14. HORNETCP

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    Actually before it was interesting converstaion between interesting people. Now you lot make no sense.

    And I'm no old man. So yeah.
     
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    Me neither. Yeah.
     

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