french market thread

they seemed to understand old man ray when he told them that we had saved them in 2 world wars and would be speakin "krout" now if it wer'nt for us

 

When you say 'us' - I can't claim any credit myself, can you?

 

lol, etc.

Well good for old man ray, isn't he the hero.

This is a load of bollox, i somewhat doubt there was any need for you to start abusing these traders. Sure they're going to try and sell you things but what you then do i say no thanks and walk off.
What on earth the 2 world wars had anything to do with it i don't know, but then again it's another excuse to be oh so patriotic.

 

i clearly stated i did;nt say it

 

Selling stuff i have no issues with. Spraying aftershave in my mates eyes for no reason, i do have an issue with, was uncalled for and the froggie swearing wasnt needed either. Deserve all the abuse they got IMO

 

i don;t like the french so i don;t go there

but o no they had to come right out side the f*cking one bell

 

Invade?.....lol...Yeah I can see it now, a big market stall meeting in Paris....
(all in strong comedy French accents)

Market leader: Friends, our time as come, for in one weeks time I say we hit at the heart of the English pigdogs (everyone spits at the mention of the English)

Stall owner 1: But where do you think we should set up stalls?....London?

Market leader: No not London (crowd takes breath of amazement)

Stall Owner 2: Manchester?

Market leader: Pah, no not stinky Manchester (a bigger deep breath from the crowd)

Stall Owner 3: Oh dear god, Please don't tell me we're gonna go for the jewel in the crown of the british market industry?

Market leader: Yes comrades thats right, its our time and we are gonna go for the big one..(third deep breath from mob)....in one weeks time ....we are going to invade...(drum roll).......Watford High Street.
Several women faint.

I think alot of the comments on here are spot on, The French are just plain wrong, every last one of them (why have I got the feeling some people on here will agree with that statement and won't even get that I'm being ironic?)



Ps......We've gotta be careful, first they'll take our market jobs then they'll replace our dogs.....we have to stamp it out now.

 

who did they spray cudey??

 

No, if they did though the idiot would have known about it

 

they did;nt they nearly blined callum with a pot of calvin klen :]]

 

Heaven forbid they were outside where you were drinking Are you incapable of just walking past them ?

 

eh?

 

If you drink outside, its the law to sit down whilst doing it. Therefore no we couldn't walk past them.

 

lol i meant who did they spray, cudey, as in asking him who they sprayed

 

You quoted old man ray, whoever he is, saying 'us'. So can you claim credit for saving France in two world wars? Can he?

 

Less than one in ten French people use soap.

That's true that is.

 

dunno hes old enuf

 

:]] :]] :jumping1:

 

Ain't suprised.

 

Is he really? Over 80?

 

Yes

 

not sure i have a feeling is resonibly old

old enuf to have lived even as a child during the war

and to be honest if your him- hearing on the radio or wateva france have givin in so weakly- i think he has a resion to dislike the french

 

Don't use it myself. Dries my skin too much.

 

Ray is 81 lads, still living strong, true Watford legend, let's hope he's around for years to come.

 

I gather you're French?

 

:]]

 

did;nt see you creeping around the bell today james

what happend

 

Do you think you should dislike a nation of people because of the decisions their government makes?

 

yes

 

What in Gods name does that have to do with market traders?

 

didnt go today mate, no money, and i've only got £12 atm, and thats ment to be for villa park

 

yea i got a good bit of money at the moment cus i could'nt go town to night

been put on pub watch again:rant:

 

:]] what u do this time?

 

a seris of dogey i.d's and other little bits

only for a week tho:]]

 

but u still didnt buy me a pint at half time..