My Question for Tommy

Tommy

It's well known that Scientists have been working for years to prove the claim that

'You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter, we're the boys to trust.'

A major breakthrough has recently occurred whereby, using a specially selected team of Monkeys, sccientists were amazed to discover that the theory can be disproved and that:

'You can't get better than a kwik fit fitter, unless it's a trained chimp.

My question to you therefore, is

Do you go along with that claim, or is there another theory you would like to put forward?

 

Staying on the scientific theme.

If toast always falls on the floor jam side down and a cat always lands on it's feet. What happens if you spread jam on the back of a cat and throw it out the window?

 

I would not ask him anything but if i did meet him i would said well done for doing a good job. He gets alot of unfair stick.

 

Very magnanimous of you Flynn. He has maintained an admirable level of mediocrity of late, which compared to his team-mates, has elevated him to almost god-like status.

 

To be fair to smith he was actually better then i thought he would be when he joined us. When he signed for us i thought it was a panic buy and it was not going to work, but he has proved that he can do a good job and aidy rates him. He has a hard job as he has very little suport from his teams mates, and being a winger he needs to be given the ball, and when he get in to space and nobody passes to him then you cant be blamed for doing well. I was annoyed that smith did not get enough of the ball yesterday when he was in so much space and stupid mahon or aidy m would not pass to him.

 

... and, If no-one was there to hear it squeal as it plummeted to it's sticky death, would it make a sound?

 

its the basis for an infinite energy drive. the cat/toast will just start spinning close to the floor, getting closer without ever reaching it, creating so much energy, we could make machines that would apply jam to toast all day long.

 

My question would be:

When are you leaving Tommy?

 

And lets go now, I will even drive you FOC.

 

I would happily pay for the transfer

 

Well we all know money talks as far as TS is concerned:]] :]] :]]

 

Jobr are you turning into arther daley i think you know what i mean :]] :]] :]]

 

Yeah dont we just.

 

Yawn..........:dismay:

 

You need :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

 

No Andrew I don't know what you mean, can you elaborate, without :sign8:

 

What i mean is you both like to over do the use of smiles in some of you posts.:]] :]] :]]

 

Until the new ones appeared I only used them in moderation.

I like the new ones.

Wasn't it nice of admin to get one especially for you :sign6:

 

I thought you were alluding more to the negative nature of most of their posts...

 

Nothing negative here.:doom:

A dislike of TS and Coco. I feel :dismay: that others can't see this:rant:

 

Sorry who's Coco?

 

He is the clown from the Circus, on days off when god help us Ben and Alec are absent Aidy lets him swing on the crossbar.

 

nah the smiley are way more annoying.

 

Should people be :happy3:

or :fighting1:

If everyone :fighting2: admin is :sad2:

So arty3: then you won't get a :sign2: from a :sign10:

:happy1: :sign16: :rolleye1:

 

Happiness is compulsory!:sign13:

 

I think i prefer the reactionary, obnoxious, aggressive offensive Jobby than the new smiley nice jobby:rant: :sign5:

 

my questions would be why do you run the ball out so often can you not clearly see the wite lines on the edge of he pitch

 

arty2: arty2: arty2: arty2: arty2:

 

see this is what i said would happen. soon nobody will type anything they will only use smileys.

 

Should make life easy for you, no more spelling mistakes.:]] :]] :]]

 

:dismay:

 

lol

 

Because more often that not we play too many long balls to him which means that by the time he manages to get the ball (if it hasn't gone to an opposition player) there are two or three men closing him down meaning there is nowhere for him to go and there is often little option for him but to run the ball out of play.

Last night's game was a case in point, especially second half.

 

he could still be calm and composed run at them or pass it to someone around him

 

My question : "Why do i get this sudden urge in my body to smack you one every time i see you on the pitch?"

No really, i would love to ask him why he shows no passion on the pitch and looks at the ball then runs away like its going to swallow him up and eat him(yes its MY opinion.. might not be yours! etc etc)