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troppohorn
14-11-2008, 03:50 AM
what would you choose to have? and would you use it for good or evil?

i think i would have invisibitliy aand i would use it purely for voyeuristic reasons

darave8
14-11-2008, 08:53 AM
I already have a superpower, the power to attract any woman I want! ;)

Or is the super power being stupid enough to think thats true :eek:

StuBoy
14-11-2008, 08:57 AM
evil

wfcmoog
14-11-2008, 09:15 AM
Even more super strength than I already have.

My motives would be dark and confusing. Using my power, sometimes to help the vulnerable and other times for selfish gain. It would create a complex and misunderstood character, which Stan Lee would relish.

krisvad
14-11-2008, 09:52 AM
I already have a superpower, the power to attract any woman I want! ;)
I thought it was the power of delusion?

krisvad
14-11-2008, 09:53 AM
I'd be Bob the Builder but with a cape. Race over and repair someone's roof or build a staircase or something like that.

wfcwarehouse
14-11-2008, 10:19 AM
If I had a super-power of choice, it'd be the ability to morph myself into the deal or no deal banker. He's got it going on, fo' sho'.

wfcmoog
14-11-2008, 10:37 AM
I'd be Bob the Builder but with a cape. Race over and repair someone's roof or build a staircase or something like that.

That's more of a trade than a superpower.

krisvad
14-11-2008, 11:14 AM
That's more of a trade than a superpower.

Not if you are supernaturally good at it. AND did you miss the bit about the cape?

wfcmoog
14-11-2008, 11:45 AM
Not if you are supernaturally good at it. AND did you miss the bit about the cape?

You want to be a reputable tradesman, dressed like a gay. I get it.

fan
14-11-2008, 11:48 AM
i'd like the power to turn water into wine. jesus had something magical there

wfcmoog
14-11-2008, 11:53 AM
i'd like the power to turn water into wine. jesus had something magical there

What about if it was a Midas style curse and all water you touched turned into wine?

Fozzie
14-11-2008, 11:55 AM
Time travel. For good reasons as well as profit...

I'd go back in time, and butcher those who think it's ok to abuse children before they get the chance.

Defunct
14-11-2008, 12:05 PM
I'd like to be able to stop time. That way I could position the ball so that it actually went to a Watford player from time to time, but the downside is the element of surprise in receiving it ;)

fan
14-11-2008, 12:53 PM
What about if it was a Midas style curse and all water you touched turned into wine?

i could live with that. or alternatively i could just use a cup

afanof
14-11-2008, 01:15 PM
I'd be Bob the Builder but with a cape. Race over and repair someone's roof or build a staircase or something like that.

Could you come over and scrape some 40 year old lino adhesive off the floor? I'm getting blisters. :(

krisvad
14-11-2008, 01:51 PM
Could you come over and scrape some 40 year old lino adhesive off the floor? I'm getting blisters. :(
Be there in a flash...

watford_pyro
14-11-2008, 01:56 PM
i too would like the ability to stop time but would probably misuse it stealing things putting people in compromising positions and the like

afanof
14-11-2008, 01:59 PM
Be there in a flash...

Will Flash do it? I read something that said soak it in vinegar so I've tried that but all that's happened is I've got a craving for fish and chips and the stuff is still stuck:(

Fozzie
14-11-2008, 02:16 PM
Will Flash do it? I read something that said soak it in vinegar so I've tried that but all that's happened is I've got a craving for fish and chips and the stuff is still stuck:(

Depending on what surface is beneath the adhesive, you could leave boiling water on it for 5-10 minutes to soften it up. Or maybe a heat gun.

If you have a wood surface, the above is not recommended. Maybe a hairdryer will do.

DMR
14-11-2008, 02:17 PM
I would want to be supercool.

afanof
14-11-2008, 02:22 PM
Depending on what surface is beneath the adhesive, you could leave boiling water on it for 5-10 minutes to soften it up. Or maybe a heat gun.

If you have a wood surface, the above is not recommended. Maybe a hairdryer will do.

Thanks for the suggestions. Tried soaking for a couple of hours but it must be waterproof adhesive. Will try the hairdryer.

afanof
14-11-2008, 02:39 PM
. Maybe a hairdryer will do.

Halleluja! You're a star!

The Voice of Reason
14-11-2008, 02:52 PM
I would like to be able to control peoples minds and make them do whatever I want without them realising I was controlling them >:D>:D>:D

YellowYoda
14-11-2008, 04:57 PM
Im stuck between flying or invisibility

Walter White
14-11-2008, 05:02 PM
Im stuck between flying or invisibility

So you can get Doyley from behind?

Harrow Orn
14-11-2008, 07:58 PM
what would you choose to have? and would you use it for good or evil?

i think i would have invisibitliy aand i would use it purely for voyeuristic reasons

Couldn't agree more mate, invisiblity... can get into any place... whenever i want, however i want, whereever i want and see whatever i like.

Hornmeister
14-11-2008, 08:17 PM
I am already a superhero so if anybody has any queries before making a decision on their power ask away and benefit from my experience.

fan
14-11-2008, 08:20 PM
to the acclaim of the general public i once saved a baby and its mother on the escalators at south kensington tube station. she didnt say thanks but there was a slight ripple of applause

albangura9
14-11-2008, 08:33 PM
I'd like to be able to stop time. That way I could position the ball so that it actually went to a Watford player from time to time, but the downside is the element of surprise in receiving it ;)

That brought back memories of 'Bernards watch'