The Bored Thread

[Birdydoug]

Golly I am so bored today, entertain me, I need a laugh

[orn2000]

Dingleberrys.

[watford_pyro]

wangdoodle

[Evasive]

I am bored now too...

[Edstannard]

everyone be glad youre not at work!

[Hornmeister]

Throp-Wobble-amango

[jobr]

Go to the circus, you like watching Lee;)

[wfcwarehouse]

Skidely-Bo!

[DeMerit 6]

House

[The Hornet]

House
arrest

[helena_watf]

i was so bored i actually tidied my room and cleaned the kitchen because revision was sending me to sleep

[Hornmeister]

i was so bored i actually tidied my room and cleaned the kitchen because revision was sending me to sleep

At uni I used to dose myself up on cups of cofee with 5 spoons in. After 3 of them I was able to work all through the night.

Was gibbering like an idiot the next day though:dismay:

[fan]

its all about eating jelly cube things. hot water is for wimps

[wfcwarehouse]

Was gibbering like an idiot the next day though:dismay:

How much coffee did you have LAST night then? :]];)

[Defunct]

How much coffee did you have LAST night then? :]];)

LMAO, beat me to the punchline :]]

[Hornmeister]

How much coffee did you have LAST night then? :]];)

:rant:

[UEA_Hornet]

Don't suppose anyone knows any Droit International Public, the Treaty of Vienna, customary rules in international law or the UN Charter do they?

[Tenhourslater™]

give me 5 minutes and i'll dig it out the loft for ya

[fan]

i know about customs rules in regards to international trade. although thats not actually what you asked. some of the words are similar is all.

[orn2000]

This thread has for me defyed its purpose and gone oposite by boring me no int pol allowed! Nobody questioned what dingleberrys are yet?? Do the other words have a genuine meaning?

[The Hornet]

How much coffee did you have LAST night then? :]];)
I can beat anyone for amount of coffee drunk in a day.

At work I have extra strong coffee from the vending machine and have about 16-20 cups on average per day, when I get home I will have another 8-10 mugs of coffee, I am now imune to caffine as I can sleep normally and it doesn't keep me awake

[Roger Mellie]

midget porn

1. n. Grumble thoughtfully provided by publishers for keen masturbators who are, ironically as a result of their hobby, too vertically challenged to reach the newsagent's top shelf. Examples of midget porn include Ice, Nuts and Front. 2. n. Art pamphletry, videographic grumblery and interwebular erotica featuring the saucy carryings-on of little people, and usually featuring a coked-up woman dressed in a distinctly half-arsed Snow White costume, one would imagine.

[Roger Mellie]

up to the wrist, go for the elbow phr.

A more imaginative alternative to "in for a penny, in for a pound," which is much in use amongst farm vets, gynaecologists and customs officers.

[Roger Mellie]

witch wagon n.

Elongated white left-hand-drive vehicle designed to shunt drunk harpies of limited vocal and cerebral capacity to and from, to pick a destination at random, The Black Sheep, Croydon CR0 1NA on a Saturday night. A stretch limo. 'Will you be having pissed up sex in the back of the witch wagon? Only we charge an extra fiver for the hire of a special sheet to keep ***** and vomit off the velour seats.'